C’mon Aussie, C’mon, C’mon, C’mon Aussie, C’mon!!
Sorry folks for the long delay between posts but these days I’ve been really busy trying to maintain the ever decreasing client base I have and stop it from shrinking even further in a dwindling economy and depressed jobmarket. I guess we have Mahendra Chaudhry’s fiscal genius to thank for the upsurge in the economy, NOT!!
Anyways I picked up an interesting bit of news from the Diplomatic Circles. Seems like the camera ready, photogenic in his own mind, showboat of an Attorney General has had second thoughts about where his loyalties are lying these days. He has put out feelers to the Australian Embassy and tried to curry favour with them to regain his revoked Aussie Permanent Residence. Word is that he has been trying to convince the Aussie Ambassador James Batley that he doesn’t agree with the Interim Regime’s current direction, even to the point that he’s trying to distance himself from Frank and the machiavellian machinations of his mentor Chaudhry.
To our poser of an Attorney General, a free word of advice from Fuggedaboutit. Be careful what you wish for, when you joined the Interim Regime, under the pretense of heeding your Nation’s call to duty in their time of need, there was no evidence of regret when the Aussie Government revoked your P.R. status. As a matter of fact you quite arrogantly said that you couldn’t care less.
Why the sudden change of heart, the pressure getting to you or have you realised the consequences of your actions and ill advised policies? “Naboro Max here I come…. ” is that crossing your mind perhaps?Or is it more a case of “Oh shit, HMS Fiji Comeback is going down….Abaaandan Shiip!!”
Anywhich way apart from what I can pretty much guarantee will be an unsympathetic Australian Government response to your case, you have a more immediate concern. Many former officers in the FMF can attest to the fact that when Frank Bainimarama thinks you’ve crossed his path or slighted his fragile ego in the least possible way, he won’t forget it. He’ll make your life a living hell to the extent where he’ll direct his anger towards you, your friends and relatives he suspects of being in the cahoots against him.
In that case Frank if you’re reading, “Nomu boy sa via dro, the blerry lamu lamu!! Catch’im Boy!! Catch’im!!”
The guy is as thick as two short planks if he thought moves like this would never see the light of day.
And then (glee) Frank will make him “model” his wanna-be-fashionista ass down the plank for such disloyal behaviour!
Comment by Keep The Faith — October 25, 2007 @ 4:52 am
Just testing the water maybe.
As they say in Vatukoula “nomu ass sara”
Comment by kanaloto — October 25, 2007 @ 5:15 am
Cava tale khaiyum….dau tukuni ga mai nakoro ….’Kua na murimuri qase,’ blerry kulina boci…………….
Comment by ulumaji — October 25, 2007 @ 8:47 am
come on Arse Kaiyaum you can’t leave this work unfinished. Your thesis conclusion and recommendation doesn’t allow you to end it this anyway. So what about all the Hong Kong judges that you brought, please don’t let them down. I came to believe that your latest stupidity on KN blunder nomination was intentional for an easy and soft way out…lol. sorry mate we have to continue what we had started and end together. Our master is still overseas, wait for him to come and we discuss your future
Comment by VTS — October 25, 2007 @ 8:49 am
Whatever happened to their India or Pakistan exit strategy? I reckon the Aussies should play back to him (and
keep their finger on the ‘replay’ button) when Ai-ass gave that roar of a laugh on Fiji TV1 when he was told
they were revoking his PR. Qori, dredre tale tiko!
Comment by maleka sara — October 25, 2007 @ 9:01 am
looks like it’s gone full circle at last . Is this the beginning of the end for the regime ?
Comment by Mark Manning — October 25, 2007 @ 9:37 am
The aussies better get their fishing nets ready just in case Ai-ass tries a Peter Foster number (assisted by
Drits Dimwit of course). And when u do fish him out of yr waters, please don’t send him back here, just drop
him off to live with his shark mates in yr beautiful Great Barrier reef.
And as to why sharks won’t attack lawyers? … it’s just a matter of professional courtesy.
Comment by goneyalewaniviti — October 25, 2007 @ 10:48 am
Well Ay-Arsehole you’re in for the full trip whether you like it or not. There’s no quiting halfway through. And the full trip is straight to prison. There maybe a Hollywood section in prison where you can continue pursuing your acting career since you just love appearing on TV.
You shall reap what you sow!
Comment by kaukamea — October 25, 2007 @ 8:34 pm
The illegal, incompetent AG is a fool as the following shows.
Can I have some Indian Sausages, please?” asked hairy arse, walking up to the counter.
The assistant looked at him and asked: “Are you Indian?”
“If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?” demanded hairy arse indignantly.
“Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?”
Then, warming to his theme, he went on: “Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?” “Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican? Would Ya? Would Ya?”
The assistant said: “Well, no.”
Suitably encouraged by the success of his logic, hairy arse steps it up a gear. “And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French?”
“What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?”
“Well no, I probably wouldn’t” conceded the assistant.
So, now bursting with righteous indignation, hairy arse says: “Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Indian just because I asked for Indian sausages?”
The assistant replied: “Because you’re in the hardware shop.”
Comment by ex Fiji Tourist — October 25, 2007 @ 11:10 pm
can someone put a copy of that roar of a laugh on Fiji TV1 (when he was told they were revoking his PR) on youtube?
Comment by alipate — October 26, 2007 @ 12:45 am
If true, this is most interesting. Rats abandon a sinking ship first. Fuggedaboutit…is there a reason why my blog doesn’t appear on your list to the right?
Comment by FijianBlack — October 26, 2007 @ 3:29 am
good one eFt and glv….professional courtesy ka dina!!! lol
Comment by ulumaji — October 26, 2007 @ 11:34 am
Bula FijianBlack,
My apologies for not having your blog on my blogroll, after a few months I noticed that certain blogs hadn’t been active so I was wondering whether they were permanently decommissioned by the authors. But after reading your latest blogs I see that you are very much in the thick of things. Nothing personal but there were a number of others that had also been removed for the same reasons. I will put your blog back on the blogroll ASAP and I was wondering if you wouldn’t mind me reprinting some of your latest postings on my blog, with your permission of course. Vinaka Fuggedaboutit and my apologies again.
Comment by fuggedaboutit — October 28, 2007 @ 10:47 pm
If Ai-arse is planning to abandon ship - and his father has apparently left for NZ - what is happening with his brother who will be joing FBC as the CEO? Just curious to know.
Comment by Frida — November 6, 2007 @ 6:11 am